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boner-burnham:

amazingatheist:

jensoulstealer:

For the ladies: Anti pick-up lines

Fuck yeah! GRRL POWER! Being total cunts to people who are just trying to introduce themselves to you is so much more EMPOWERING than being polite and decent to someone who committed the egregious crime of expressing interest in getting to know you. 

I guess it’s a good thing that I don’t owe anyone politeness or decency! Especially to people who mean nothing to me and only express interest in fucking me (I mean, that’s really what pick-up lines are). Plus, assuming that I’m looking for a relationship every time I go out into public kind of puts a damper on my day, too.
Also I’m not going to mention how that, even if we were to give a polite “I’m sorry, I’m not interested” we’d still get called bitches and cunts for not wanting to fuck creepy, possibly dangerous guys who treat us like public property. So, either way, we’re fucked. 
So why don’t you do me a favor and shut the fuck up, hmm? 

boner-burnham:

amazingatheist:

jensoulstealer:

For the ladies: Anti pick-up lines

Fuck yeah! GRRL POWER! Being total cunts to people who are just trying to introduce themselves to you is so much more EMPOWERING than being polite and decent to someone who committed the egregious crime of expressing interest in getting to know you. 

I guess it’s a good thing that I don’t owe anyone politeness or decency! Especially to people who mean nothing to me and only express interest in fucking me (I mean, that’s really what pick-up lines are). Plus, assuming that I’m looking for a relationship every time I go out into public kind of puts a damper on my day, too.

Also I’m not going to mention how that, even if we were to give a polite “I’m sorry, I’m not interested” we’d still get called bitches and cunts for not wanting to fuck creepy, possibly dangerous guys who treat us like public property. So, either way, we’re fucked. 

So why don’t you do me a favor and shut the fuck up, hmm?